März 2012
In other news the way I dress has been classified as stoner chic. I can dig.
Februar 2012
My Butt Itches by Yours Truly
Today
My left butt cheek itched
during movement
there’s a large mirror in that Room
and it itched
itched
so itchy
wowzers
wow
but everyone is looking in that really big mirror as we flop around leading with our
pinky toe
so I itched my butt cheek when no one was looking
someone was looking
I Cried
but my Butt didn’t itch
anymore
.
My milkshake brings all the slightly socially awkward really sweet boys to the yard and I’m like
ah
fu-
ah
goddammit no
just
fuck
poop on a log.
My mom just told me I have to stop walking around the house in just my underwear because it’s inappropriate.
I watched children’s cartoons recreationally before it was cool.